It’s hard to write a positive review of a film when you’ve just done something earlier that wipes it off the face of the Earth in terms of danger and design.
So I stayed up until 5:45am on the morning of what was technically Day 3 to watch The Girl in the Photograph.
While not offensively awful, this one is dull in everything from concept to story to pacing to acting. It’s a movie that seems to demands to be instantly forgettable.
I feel sorry for its striking poster. Kal Penn, what are you doing in this?