As with all anthologies, Shudder’s latest offering is very much the mixed bag. Nightmare Cinema doesn’t make the most of its gleefully retro framework – a mysterious projectionist luring patrons in to show them short films of their worst nightmares – which is a crime, especially when said projectionist is played by Mickey Rourke! But it’s OK. This is a movie for Hallowe’en watch parties.
This is the second time I’m writing this entire post out – from memory – because WordPress’s new ‘block editor’ is a piece of fucking garbage and deleted an entire post that was ready to hit ‘publish’. Thanks, WordPress. You are the 99% Napster download of blog editors.
It’s better to watch Netflix’s new offering Wounds as a drama with horror-thriller elements, rather than a straightforward genre offering. Otherwise, you’ll come away feeling cheated by an anti-climactic ending that would have worked great in a single-setting short horror film (which would have been fitting, considering this was based on a novella).
I’ve already forgotten about Alexandra Aja‘s new movie Crawl. That’s not to say it’s bad, but it seems like a strange choice from the director of the likes of Horns and the (genuinely horrifying) remake of The Hills Have Eyes. In fact, it’s a glorious throwback to the solid monster flicks of the late ’90s, a brisk creature feature with flat but likeable characters and zero social commentary. Which, is a bit of a shame given that this set during some very-OTT Floridian floods.
[I’m getting so much better at posting these on time, aren’t I?]
I am reviewing – for want of a more amateur word – Marcin Wrona‘s Polish film Demon outside of the context of his tragic suicide, which was before he could know how truly well this was received. Watching this movie is a bittersweet experience nonetheless, and a fascinating mesh of historical and cultural horror notes that we really need more of in the genre.
By far, this is the scariest thing I’ve seen so far this month, and arguably one of the most frightening films I’ve ever watched. Few films (e.g. Hereditary) have been able to climb under my skin and stay there, freaking me out, days after I’ve watched it. To me, that’s the pinnacle of horror – especially to a desensitised horror nerd.
Which was promising – the story starts with a couple driving up to a romantic cabin getaway; after a few scenes of atmosphere-setting, the couple are quickly despatched by a group of masked knifers. And then the narrative rug is pulled out from under us by showing us that the protagonists are actually the antagonists – the killers themselves – who are a quartet of regular high-school kids. Who plan and execute murders for fun.
Ever wondered what it feels like to be trapped on a New England [woo!] rock with an increasingly strange boss who treats you like crap while a nor’easter storm brews ominously in the foreground? Then enter The Lighthouse.
Weirder than even The VVitch, Dave Eggers‘s sophomore offering is another entry in the modern-horror-fable subgenre, and a fine evocation of insidious sea shanties of yore.
I don’t enjoy writing bad reviews. I’m fully aware that this is someone else’s hard work and that I’ve yet to make a film myself. I actually, genuinely prefer describing the parts of a movie I like, because I want to try to (as objectively as possible) convince someone that this might be worth watching – especially if it’s a new or smaller movie.
Like many internetting humans, I have Netflix, and today they dropped Eli, so I thought ‘why not? how bad could it be?’
Filmed with Irish money but on Welsh soil and using just two English actors, A Dark Song is a truly British film indeed. The debut of writer/director Liam Gavin, the film works best if you approach it as a drama, in spite of how you might feel following the closing moments.
It’s out of character for me, but unavoidable spoilers after the jump.
The world’s first Romanian found-footage horror movie (and entirely in English), Be My Cat: A Film For Anne is a hard movie to find. I’d first heard of it pre-release, and then nothing ever seemed to come of it. I found it listed on Amazon Prime, but all I got was ‘this title is not available’ for no reason. Given that I also knew nothing of its director/star/editor/everything Adrian Tofei, this just added to the film’s overarching, morbid mystique.
I will say that this more than lives up to the WTFerry garnered by initial buzz. Even if you don’t believe me, this is likely to be one of the most unique horror movies you’ll ever have seen – regardless of (but perhaps bolstered by) its country of origin.