I don’t enjoy writing bad reviews. I’m fully aware that this is someone else’s hard work and that I’ve yet to make a film myself. I actually, genuinely prefer describing the parts of a movie I like, because I want to try to (as objectively as possible) convince someone that this might be worth watching – especially if it’s a new or smaller movie.
Like many internetting humans, I have Netflix, and today they dropped Eli, so I thought ‘why not? how bad could it be?’
Hoo boy.
An Englishwoman in Salem 