I just…I don’t even know why I clicked on this. It’s like the Ladybaby of J-horror. The million-plus viewcount made me think it wasn’t going to be an utter piece of crusted shite, but if you click on the description in the YouTube video (and no, fuck them, I’m not posting it), it’s crammed with nonsensical, popular keywords that have absolutely zero to do with the short itself. Like, they weren’t even trying. “Channel 4”? “VMA”?
Honestly, fuck them, they didn’t even try, I’m not even going to write this with proper editing or punctuation, it’s just going to be a run-on sentence with a shit-ton of commas, the “ghoul” looks like if the Ginosaji from The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient weapon was shat out of a birth canal shared by the fused entity of Robert Smith and Lady Gaga, the entire thing is repetitive, it’s not even shot very interestingly, the sound is piss-poor, it’s not even funny-bad, it’s worse – it’s boring.
An Englishwoman in Salem 